would you like

a life for rent?

mine is semi-new

with some wear on

the bones from the

time i learned about

disappointment.

but i still have a long

way to go until i run out,

so

i'll give it to you for

thirty dollars.

some people have too much time on their hands.

still working on the v5.

i'd like to talk to a girl with bare feet and a long dress...

but only if she's not dumb. 

poem: "assclown"

you call yourself my friend,

but you're just an assclown.

i liked you better

when we'd watch movies and laugh

and play video games

like the loser i am and you're not.

you dumb lush.

the end.

bad poetry rocks.  oh the truth.  i don't think we're friends anymore ex-girlfriend of an ex-friend, which makes you twice removed.  ha! i win.  go be happy and think you're the center of the universe some more.

santa clause came yesterday

with a belly full of jelly,

looked at me and laughed,

and i said to him,

what are you laughing at?

you're fat, too.

happy holidays!

on the upswing

all you see is sky

and a full harbor of hope.

coming down,

gravity makes fat girls

go faster.

run for your lives.

the turning point.  we will achieve awesomeness in exactly...now.